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A Duck Walks Into a Bar
04 February 2009
A duck walks into a bar, strolls up to the barman and asks "got any bread?"
"sorry, no bread"
"got any bread?"
"no"
"got any bread?"
"no"
"got any bread?"
"no"
"got any bread?"
"no!"
"got any bread?"
"no!"
"got any bread?""NO!"
"got any bread?"
"NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BREAD!"
"got any bread?"
"NO!!!"
"got any bread?"
"NO!! and if you ask 'got any bread' again, I'll nail your fuckin' beak to the bar!"
"got any nails?"
"....no"
"got any bread?"
Joke
Posted by
MW
at
2009-02-04 03:49
I think that in your amended version WC I should probably be the Barman...
Joke
replace "duck" with "Matt"
and "bread" with "NZ Sauv Blanc"